It’s sooo hot ... we’re looking for your jokes.

We don’t have to tell you it’s sizzling outside. It’s so hot the mermaid statues in Norfolk are being asked to lower their arms.

With Hampton Roads slogging through a record-breaking wilt, it’s time to let off a little steam with some classic fodder of late-night TV hosts: “It’s so hot“ jokes.

Got one?

A local lens would be great:

“It’s so hot the blue crabs are jumping INTO my cooler.”

But whatever spreads a PG-rated grin will do:

“It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.”

Email your jokes to joanne.kimberlin@pilotonlne.com.

Put “It’s so hot” in the subject line. Include your name and the community where you live.

We’ll publish the best.

“It’s so hot I really need you to make me laugh.”